Unknown to many, but there is a ongoing tiff between the Carolyns and Carolines of the world. They have some sort of global secret war going on, probably dating back centuries. I have no idea what it is about, or what each faction stands for, or even who is winning. All I know is that make sure when addressing them you don't make the mistake of failing to emphasize the last syllable properly on their name. They go all Kill Bill on your butt, let me tell you.