Well, Ken Mondschein has written up a hilarious review of Holy Blood, Holy Grail (although he is really using it as a chance to knock The Da Vinci Code down a peg, for being a chocolate covered retelling of the same conspiracy theory.) It pretty much sums up everything I have to say on the subject. It is annoying that he did it better then I would have had I bothered to, but on the other hand it saves me the time.